Hi, call me Eldritch, 20 years old, I'm your local Dad Friend, he/him, pansexual, trans, Dutch. Parent/dad of the Prestorm Server. A whole lot of nerd stuff here. Art Tumblr is @eldritch-emporium
[image: a photograph of the ocean horizon under a very blue sky, with a few fluffy white clouds. It is captioned: Ah, there it is…The wild blue yonder. Almost makes you feel…insignificant, doesn’t it?
Underneath is a picture of an earthworm against warm, brown dirt. Text with an arrow pointing to it reads, “NOW, check out this worm. Also impressive. what arrogance hath man.”
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Anonymous asked:
“I’ll fuck your dad” bisexual women looooove weaponizing their sexuality against homosexuals instead of listening to genuine criticism.
firstgrave answered:
Weaponizing my sexuality to become your stepparent
I like how this Scott Pilgrim volume 3 book translated the “note box” meta joke from black & white to colored edition.
Everyone in porno has a cute pink little asahole with no hair or hemorrhoids. A perfect little baby starfish. Not me. My asshole is a craggy PIT
Link descending into my B HOLE
Gonna queue this up to reblog around 8am my time bc it’s not fair that only the British people get to suffer
it’s ok some of us are irish 💕
Your people have suffered enough
nothing sluttier than lighting up a cigarette immediately after an absolutely brutal fight and inhaling deeply before exhaling the smoke with a sigh of relief while still disheveled and covered in blood and coming down from the adrenaline high. you could literally have sex onscreen and it would be less erotic.
and getting someone else to light the cigarette for you because you're too badly injured/exhausted to do it yourself... that's gay sex baby
My dinnar 💪💯❗💥
This is one of your worst posts yet man
You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock
